Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Great Indian Movie Script

By: Subhadeep Bhattacharjee

Movie –
Mumbai Par Atank Raj

(This is a typical RVG title for the movie on the Mumbai Carnage)

Director – Ram Gopal Varma

(He is the only person from Bollywood who has a first person account of what went inside the Taj)

Producer – Vilas Rao Deshmukh

(With his CM's chair gone and people having lost faith in his political abilities perhaps he should turn an eye to the silver screen)

Film Financier – R R Patil

(Well every loss seems small for him and considering it will be a RGV flick only a man with big heart like Mr Patil can finance this movie)

Executive Producer – Manmohan Singh

(Having failed to execute any anti terror laws in the interest of the nation, our PM can be the executive producer of this great movie)

Banner – Sonia Productions

(Well Sonia is the boss and she has to have her name in all the banners. After all the hand she shows is what matters to her loyalists)

Script – ISI

(They seem to be scripting all the internal security affairs of our country. Also because they had the first draft of the operation even before the terrorists landed in Mumbai)

Male Lead – Ritesh Deshmukh

(The prince of Maharashtra will definitely play an NSG commando fighting to save the Taj. Only concern is if he could keep out his filthy jokes and a never ending smile out of this thriller)

Terrorists – MNS Workers

(Although they cannot be compared to the terrorists but someone has to play those roles too so MNS workers are best suited for the job)

Lyricist - Madhukar Gupta

(Madhukar Who? Like all RGV movies the music is irrelevant so taking the Home Secretary is ok for the job)

Playback Singer – Shivraj Patil

(He knows a thing or two about voice modulation. Was screaming against POTA and now seems to be only singing slow numbers after terror attacks)

Film Critic – L K Advani

(Having started his career as a film critic he is the best man suited for the job)

Audience – From me who is penning the blog to you who is reading it.


Shiv December 2, 2008 at 1:56 PM  

we hav already seen many such movies with the same crew...

Anonymous,  December 2, 2008 at 2:24 PM  

Add to ur cast:

Mamta Banerjee as da vamp or seductive spy
Laloo bhai as a brave hotel staffer who died protectin the vamp...spy..

And again...films will be made on it...everyone knows dat and is bound to be a good patriotic one;but are movies the only thing we can muster against terror...i mean most people wud formulate der opinion after da movie and nt now,they are just 2 addicted to the celluliod presentation of epiphany.

Debojit December 2, 2008 at 7:01 PM  

sounds like A gud idea buddy...can send the cast and crew details to Mr.Ramu.... guess that would really motivate him to go ahead with the movie :-)

Subharaj Saha December 3, 2008 at 10:46 AM  

Wahh what a script deepda :) By the way this is a good idea..Lets petition RGV to make the movie..and yes we can have a role for the BIG B as well..Maybe Hemant Karkare who does a brave attempt to lead the fight (Khaki style)but succumbs to a poorly made bullet proof jacket (A RGV subplot can be included here with some sepia style jerky cam movements where we can see Rajpal Yadav doing a shady deal with a corrupt politician (Sayaji Shinde)

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